YMonday, March 31, 2008
My cough is not getting any better... plus i am having a flu from all the air-con... Tmr i have to go back to school for nature training to earn C.E points at 9am!!! so i have to meet namira at AMK interchange at 7.30am!!! we meeting jia wei at woodland then having mac there before heading to school... going to be studying nature... hope it is not hot as i hate to get a sunburn! haiz... Wensheng forward me something interesting....High Level Mathemetics ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESSTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to people at weddings, poking them in the ribs and cackling, telling them, "You're next." They stopped after they started doing the same thing to them at funerals. True??? i dunno... think abt it... What am i to you??? ::CheRyL::
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